At first, the press thought they were joking, but the network programmer came thru the Dark Net, and made these demands.
This is horror reality and rock and roll, said the Dark Net priestess, Un.7,and we cannot have this timespace crashing and burning, so here's the deal.
Three current airings must be combined for brevity...
Kate plus 8 meets the Kardashian - Jenners and they have a sitdown with Trump and Co. and
for the sake of airspace, and oxygen levels, UN sends in a peacekeeping force to arbitrate and asks for a total blackout of all parties immediately. Unless, said the negotiator, perhaps we can put all of you on one show and air it over Sirius....?
Whatyasay?
Trump could not say anything.
He gritted his teeth, not wishing to jeopardize his bid for president.
The KKKJ's (and Kanye and Ko) cried, but accepted their fate, and
in an act of charity, took on the Kate plus 8 cast for the more g rated version of Nickolodean offering E Entertainment and tv bot Ryan Seacrest millions, which he immediately accepted.
Kate, of course, was up in arms, but she cosied up to Trump, smelling money...
Kylie declared war since she was promoting her new line of makeup, WarPaint.
Then the Late Robert Kardashian appeared at the proceedings with a motion to cease and desist....attorneys never die, they come back from the dead when they are in legal jeopardy...
The Dark Net Dragon priestess agrees to renegotiate the deal as long as the ghost continued to appear on the show.
starring as ghostdad and ghost attorney/advisor...
Dark net programmer/priests can do that.
They can raise the dead.
Ah, in a perfect world.
This is horror reality and rock and roll, said the Dark Net priestess, Un.7,and we cannot have this timespace crashing and burning, so here's the deal.
Three current airings must be combined for brevity...
Kate plus 8 meets the Kardashian - Jenners and they have a sitdown with Trump and Co. and
for the sake of airspace, and oxygen levels, UN sends in a peacekeeping force to arbitrate and asks for a total blackout of all parties immediately. Unless, said the negotiator, perhaps we can put all of you on one show and air it over Sirius....?
Whatyasay?
Trump could not say anything.
He gritted his teeth, not wishing to jeopardize his bid for president.
The KKKJ's (and Kanye and Ko) cried, but accepted their fate, and
in an act of charity, took on the Kate plus 8 cast for the more g rated version of Nickolodean offering E Entertainment and tv bot Ryan Seacrest millions, which he immediately accepted.
Kate, of course, was up in arms, but she cosied up to Trump, smelling money...
Kylie declared war since she was promoting her new line of makeup, WarPaint.
Then the Late Robert Kardashian appeared at the proceedings with a motion to cease and desist....attorneys never die, they come back from the dead when they are in legal jeopardy...
The Dark Net Dragon priestess agrees to renegotiate the deal as long as the ghost continued to appear on the show.
starring as ghostdad and ghost attorney/advisor...
Dark net programmer/priests can do that.
They can raise the dead.
Ah, in a perfect world.
No comments:
Post a Comment